Sex Stories

Jeffery had a problem and he knew it. For as long as he could remember he had the almost uncontrollable urge to expose his penis to strangers, and it would be just a matter of time until he was caught and punished. Last month he had had a close call when he showed his hardon […]

Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got a lot of gas. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and […]

Hello my name was Joe until I got caught in my girl friends cloths one day. Then my life changed ,some say for the better others say its for the worse. Here is how it all began.
MY girg friend was out of town for a few days and I was house sitting for her . […]

I have been thinking much about Dianne lately. You see, she is a very
beautiful single woman, very open sexually, and very caring for others (it is
difficult for a man, and some women, to resist such a combination). I met her
several months ago — […]

Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the […]

“I must say, Jonathan, I’ve just had such a wonderful time
today!”
“Me, too” echoed Sarah. “And you’re such a dear to see us home
from the party.”
“My pleasure, ladies. I couldn’t see you riding home alone in the
dark.”
Claire giggled mischievously. “My sister and I just lost all
track of time […]

Alice was seated before her new computer, deep in creative thought, when her
husband came crashing through the front door of their modest home.
“ALIIIICE, I’M HOOOOOME! HOW ‘BOUT SOME DINNER??!!”
Fucking asshole, thought Alice. Her train of thought was derailed just as she
had reached a crucial plot point in her novel. Damn him!! […]

Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we’re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What’s the difference […]

Ann was stunned as she hung up the phone. She’d known John had been going
to the Centre’s clinic about his headaches and stomach problems, but didn’t
know he’d been seeing a lady shrink.
He’d mentioned he’d seen the psychologist who’d given him some relaxation
and meditation exercises to follow, and they had seemed to help. But he’d
never mentioned […]

She hit the space bar a few times and the Reavers’ computer started to
output its tremendous date file. “They have been very thorough”, Elizabeth
thought, as details of her childhood scrolled past. Another monitor showed
digitized photos of times and places she’d forgotten a long time ago. “Now
where did they get those?” she wondered, whispering it aloud.
She […]

The scene was reminiscent of some he had witnessed during his
recent experiences in the Klingon Empire during the revolution. Ten
Forward was a wreck, drapes smoldering, transparent duraplast
tables smashed, crew members lying about like scattered children’s
toys. After making a quick appraisal, he slapped his comm badge
angrily and growled, “Worf to Sick Bay! We need a medical […]

Our parties are usually nothing to be laughed at and this one
turned out to be no exception.
We didn’t have as many people as we expected but we
did get the ‘core’ group of people together so we had a quality party rather than a quantity
party. On […]

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Tagert Prince stood in the doorway of his wife’s dressing room and smiled to himself as he watched her applying her makeup. She glanced over at her dripping wet husband and offered, “You better get a move on, Tag, we’re going to be late as it is.” He quickly started toweling off the residue […]