Archive for December, 2006
Sunday, December 31st, 2006
It wasn’t a typical New York scene. The loud, congested bustle of Times Square was much the same as usual. However, as I walked north on Broadway I stopped dead in my tracks. On the corner was a large group of foreign sailors. They were awfully darned cute in their navy blue uniforms and white [...]
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Friday, December 29th, 2006
She was wearing a skin tight red bodysuit when we first noticed her. There was nothing left to the imagination with this suit – you could see the outline of her small yet nicely shaped breasts, and every now and then, even the nipples would show. The suit clung to her waist and hips, and [...]
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Thursday, December 28th, 2006
The skinny girl, the one with the bony hips and the tits that looked like they got stuck on afterwards with modeling clay, just read you a list of your faults – I mean, like a list written on one of those long sheets of yellow paper with the blue and red lines for Pete’s [...]
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Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
21.Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? 22.Is it possible to be totally partial? 23.What’s another word for thesaurus? 24.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 25.Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 26.Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? 27.Can you be a closet claustrophobic? 28.Why do [...]
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Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? 2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 3. How did a fool and his money get together? 4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 5. If it’s [...]
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Friday, December 22nd, 2006
“G” is a submissive who has taken an oath of slavery to me, her master. She is tall and very slender with blonde hair that falls to her shoulders Her legs are long with a lovely taper to the waist. Her breasts are pert with saucy red nipples. She has a very sensual mouth and [...]
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Thursday, December 21st, 2006
Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy Woody Allen Virus: bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card Tonya Harding Virus: turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons Paul Revere Virus:warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\ Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus: instantly [...]
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Monday, December 18th, 2006
Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it – we’re closed. Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To [...]
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Thursday, December 14th, 2006
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After [...]
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Friday, December 8th, 2006
Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the [...]
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