Sex Stories

Archive-name: Working/marexec.txt
Archive-author:
Archive-title: Marilyn - Executive Secretary
I had just about given up hope, but this day would change my
life for ever. It was my last interview for a great job, and I
was nervous as hell to begin with. I entered into the office of
a big corporation and was greeted by the receptionist who led […]

Archive-name: Fetish/one_nite.txt
Archive-author:
Archive-title: One Night
Susan was a woman who did everything right. She went to the right school, got
the right job, owned the right car, and had the right friends. That last part
was her downfall. All of her life she was very careful that everyone she
associated with was a perfect as she was. Perfect hair, perfect […]

My sick day
By: Zeeshan
Hello readers, I am Zeeshan and the event that I am going to narrate occurred 4 years ago when I was 14. My family was among the very few desi families that lived in a small town in Canada. Right across the street from us lived a family who were great friends […]

Archive-author: Pussy Barber
Archive-title: One Fine Day
It had been a beautiful day from the outset and I swung by the
apartment of some friends, wanting to say hello since I was in the area.
When I got there, Kay answered the door, dressed in a small bikini and a
big grin. She greeted […]

A warm, tanned Jenny lying in front of the Yuletide fire. Gift-wrapped in
leather and steel. Watching my every move with wide eyes, above the foam that
fills her mouth. At the right time, I’ll remove that foam, and fill her
mouth another way, but not now. Firelight glints from heavy steel
chains, locked to the padded […]

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it’s tourist season, why can’t […]

Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your hard disk into a 3.5
inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus: bypasses the motherboard and turns
on a daughter card
Tonya Harding Virus: turns your .BAT files into lethal
weapons
Paul Revere Virus:warns of an impending virus infection:
1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus: instantly turns 1K of disk
space into 1 Meg
Ollie […]

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up
tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the […]

I like kinky sex,specifically, bondage and discipline. I love it, and I find that
it’s the only kind of sex that I really enjoy. I am also decidedly bisexual. I enjoy sex with both sexes, but prefer men.
I was told that there were several messages on the board, asking
for more stories and more detail, so I […]

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Sex.
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Stoli bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, GA.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under).
11:45 Lunch 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 […]

21.Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22.Is it possible to be totally partial?
23.What’s another word for thesaurus?
24.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
25.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
26.Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
27.Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
28.Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they […]

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it’s tourist season, why can’t […]

Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your hard disk into a 3.5
inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus: bypasses the motherboard and turns
on a daughter card
Tonya Harding Virus: turns your .BAT files into lethal
weapons
Paul Revere Virus:warns of an impending virus infection:
1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus: instantly turns 1K of disk
space into 1 Meg
Ollie […]

Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we’re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What’s the difference […]

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up
tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the […]