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Funny Jokes

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we’re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What’s the difference […]

Funny Questions

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between […]

Blonde Joke

Monday, September 12th, 2005

A blond left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car
and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and
inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic told her to blow on the tailpipe and
the dents would be removed. She […]

Another Filthy Joke

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up
tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the […]