Funny Jokes
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we’re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What’s the difference […]