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“So how was you week-end?”
Sally and Brenda were sitting in the break room, taking over coffee. It was
the first chance to sit and really talk on this busy Monday morning. The
office was always a mad house on Monday’s.
“So how was it?” Brenda ask again.
Sally took a sip of coffee and smiled. “My […]

She hit the space bar a few times and the Reavers’ computer started to
output its tremendous date file. “They have been very thorough”, Elizabeth
thought, as details of her childhood scrolled past. Another monitor showed
digitized photos of times and places she’d forgotten a long time ago. “Now
where did they get those?” she wondered, whispering it aloud.
She […]

The skinny girl, the one with the bony hips and the tits that looked like
they got stuck on afterwards with modeling clay, just read you a list of your
faults - I mean, like a list written on one of those long sheets of yellow
paper with the blue and red lines for Pete’s sake - and […]

21.Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
22.Is it possible to be totally partial?
23.What’s another word for thesaurus?
24.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
25.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
26.Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
27.Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
28.Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they […]

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it’s tourist season, why can’t […]

“G” is a submissive who has taken an oath of slavery to me, her
master. She is tall and very slender with blonde hair that falls to
her shoulders Her legs are long with a lovely taper to the waist.
Her breasts are pert with saucy red nipples. […]

Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your hard disk into a 3.5
inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus: bypasses the motherboard and turns
on a daughter card
Tonya Harding Virus: turns your .BAT files into lethal
weapons
Paul Revere Virus:warns of an impending virus infection:
1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus: instantly turns 1K of disk
space into 1 Meg
Ollie […]

Q: What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we’re closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What’s the difference […]

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up
tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the […]

Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the […]

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“Post-Midterm Party Night” Submitted for the enjoyment of the Net by
Dave Weingart (dweingar@ic.sunysb.edu)
Copyright (C) 1991, but permission is given to make an infinite
number of verbatim copies to pass around,
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About You
Name?: Tiffany Marie Keller
Age?: 22
Height?: 5′2 1/4″
Pre-pregnancy weight?: 106
About Your Pregnancy
Is this your first pregnancy?: YES
When did you find out you were pregnant?: June 20th, 2006
Was it planned?: Well, we were trying but it was a total surprise.
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