Farting Patient
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got a lot of gas. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?” “Hmm,” says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it help me get rid of all this gas so I won’t fart any more?” “No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Then the following week I want you back here for a hearing test.”