Funny Questions

1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his money get together?
4. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
6. What’s another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
10.Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
11.Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12.Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
13.When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14.Does fuzzy logic tickle?
15.Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
16.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
17.Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”
18.If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
19.Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
20.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?