Funny REAL Gyno Story
What an appetite
This story comes from one of my highly entertaining colleagues, Dr. B, who was evaluating a patient for vaginal discharge.
Upon placing speculum in her patient, Dr. B met resistance and saw an object in the vagina. She retrieved half of a green apple from her patient and held it up to show her. “What the hell is this?”
The patient replied enthusiastically, “There’s my apple! I been lookin’ for it.”
Upon inquiry as to why she might have half an apple in her vagina, the patient stated, “My pussy was hungry, so I fed it! ” Then, soberly, “I shouldn’ have fed it, should I?”
After some scolding, Dr. B asked what the patient had learned today. She replied, “When the pussy is hungry, don’t feed the pussy.”
Sound advice for many situations, I say.