New Pretty Joke
Mark the redneck pervert took a girl out on their first date.
When they pulled off into a secluded area, the girl said,
“My mother told me to say no to everything.”
“Well,” Mark said, “do you mind if I put my arm around you?”
“No,” the girl replied.
“Do you mind if I put my other hand on your knee?” asked Mark.
“N-n-no,” the girl replied.
“You know,” Mark said,
“We’re going to have a lot of fun if you’re serious about this.”