VIP Jokes
Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your hard disk into a 3.5
inch floppy
Woody Allen Virus: bypasses the motherboard and turns
on a daughter card
Tonya Harding Virus: turns your .BAT files into lethal
weapons
Paul Revere Virus:warns of an impending virus infection:
1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus: instantly turns 1K of disk
space into 1 Meg
Ollie North Virus: plays a patriotic .WAV while it
shreds your files
Ronald Reagan Virus: saves your data, but forgets where it’s
stored